Father Ted

Ted, Dougal and Jack go on an all-expense paid holiday to Kilkelly Caravan Park. They meet a young couple and it isn't long before the priests are in trouble with the police.

The roof of the parochial house is leaking so Ted starts a raffle to raise funds for repairs. The prize is a new car! Unfortunately, an accident with a cyclist puts a dent in the vehicle.

The Holy Stone of Clonrichert is about to be upgraded to a second-class relic. Unfortunately, this leads to three bishops visiting the island, and Father Jack must be housetrained quickly.

Father Ted goes on a picnic, Mr. Benson's whistle is stolen and Dougal learns an important lesson about true friendship after he starts hanging around with a rebellious priest, Father Damo Lennon.

Bishop Brennan, a leprophobia sufferer, investigates reports of Father Jack sleepwalking naked. Unfortunately Dougal has overrun the house with multiplying rabbits, and he and Ted attempt hide them.

When Ted is asked to host the "Lovely Girls" competition, Dougal is left in charge. Father Jack is mistaken for Bob Geldof and Dougal manages to give the house away to a feminist rock star.

The priests enter a give-things-up-for-Lent contest and discover that abstinence is easier preached than practiced. Father Jack sobers up for the first time in years, but Dougal and Ted waver.

Suffering yet again from "hairy hand syndrome," Jack is sent to St. Clabbert's Old Folks Home — much to Ted's delight. Unfortunately, Jack's replacement happens to be one of the nastiest priests ever.

Ted and company are crammed in a plane along with every other priest who has appeared in their lives after a visit to the Shrine of Kinlettle. Dougal manages to empty the fuel tanks on the plane.

Ted's quick thinking whilst lost in Europe's largest lingerie department earns him the coveted Golden Cleric award. Mrs. Doyle's attempts to hang up the Christmas decorations become undone around her.