Blandings

The poker-wielding, egg-throwing Duke of Dunstable threatens to have Clarence committed, so Clarence's faithful, port-fueled butler Beach and his feeble-witted son Freddie hatch a plan to rescue him.

Clarence and Connie's even more terrifying sister, Charlotte, is threatening to take up residence at Blandings permanently. Freddie comes to the rescue with an audacious plan to steal the Empress.

Clarence has grown an appalling beard to the dismay of Beach and Connie, but Freddie needs Clarence to convince Hollywood starlet Pauline Petite of his bona fides!

Connie is trying to impress Colonel Fanshawe in the hope that Clarence might succeed Fanshawe as Lord Lieutenant of Shropshire.

Hannibal Didcot is bullying Clarence over a fake painting. Connie encourages Hannibal to propose to the wealthy American Vanessa Polk, but Galahad and Freddie have other ideas.

Clarence's bid to win the Pumpkin Prize is threatened by Connie's ambition to marry Freddie off to Sir Gregory's niece.