The Red Skelton Show
Season 1 Episode 63 - Captain Hook
Red portrays Captain Hook and Clem is a disc jockey.
Season 1
S01:E01 - Smokeless Sunday
Cauliflower McPugg has an idea to make a million. Willie Lump Lump in Smokeless Sunday. The Taylor Maids sing That's The Man For Me. The Execution and The American Dance sketches.
S01:E02 - Willie and the Burglar
Clem Kadiddlehopper selling real estate on TV. The Pepperettes sing Didn't Know The Gun Was Loaded. Artist and Model sketch. Willie Lump Lump and The Burglar.
S01:E03 - Cafe Paree
Red goes to a music store to purchase a song. David Rose shows up, as do Clem Kadiddlehopper & Cauliflower McPugg.The Sportsman Quartet sing "Let's Do It Again." "Cafe Paree" & "If Adults Acted Like Kids" sketches.
S01:E04 - G.I. McPugg
Clem Kadiddlehopper as a toothpaste salesman. Different types of people at a drug store soda fountain. G.I. McPugg and Willie Lump Lump as The Private Bloodshot Eye.
S01:E05 - Clem and the Married Life
Red does a boxing pantomime. Clem Kadiddlehopper gives a seminar on how to have the perfect marriage. Red dances "The Swan Lake Ballet" with guest Nana Gollner and Bob Hope pays a visit.
S01:E06 - Clean Politics
Clem sells Christmas Trees, Clean Politics with San Fernando Red, The Four Knights, and Willie Lump Lump, Expert Christmas Tree Trimmer.
S01:E07 - The Big Trial
Red does a slow motion tennis game and The Big Trial sketch. Guests Foy Willing and The Riders Of The Purple Sage followed by a Saloon Sketch with Deadeye.
S01:E08 - The Skeltons at Home
A holiday show with guests Georgia, Valentina and Richard Skelton, Mr. and Mrs. Gene Fowler, Bo Roos, and Mr. and Mrs. Dave Rose. Also Willie Lump Lump, Cauliflower McPugg, Clem Kadiddlehopper and Sheriff Deadeye stop by.
S01:E09 - Learn to Dance in Ten Easy Lessons or One Hard One
Red shows how to look drunk at a party if you don't drink. My First Dance and Marooned sketches. Red's guest is Shirley Mitchell, and Clem Kadiddlehopper takes a few dance lessons for his New Years resolution.
S01:E10 - The Bouncer
Red does a football coach interview reenactment as (Weepy) J. Newton Numbskull. Cauliflower McPugg in The Bouncer. The Treniers perform Go, Go, Go.The Golfer and The Corpus Delicti sketches, plus a Milton Berle cameo.
S01:E11 - McPugg the Babysitter
Clem Kadiddlehopper does an ad for shaving cream and Cauliflower McPugg appears in The Babysitter sketch. Guest Nana Gollner and Red dance in the ballet Le Spectre de la Rose.
S01:E12 - The Clean Fighter
Willie Lump Lump breakfast pantomime, things that happen in a drug store, The Clean Fighter sketch with Cauliflower McPugg, and the Parking and Sparking sketch.
S01:E13 - Rock-a-Bye-Baby
Red demonstrates a variety of different people making a speech and acts out movie death scenes. The Skylarks perform Saint Louis Blues.
S01:E14 - The Transcontinental
Red does a take off on the program The Continental in the sketch The Transcontinental. J. Newton Numbskull stars in It's Magic with Lucille Knoch.The show wraps up with the classic furniture on the walls sketch, Topsy Turvy, with Willy Lump Lump.
S01:E15 - The Disc Jockey
Red demonstrates a few things that happen to people who ride on buses. Davie Rose conducts a full length version of Holiday For Strings. The Cocktail Lounge has Red presenting different people who go into cocktail lounges, and the show wraps with Sleepy Sam, The All Night Record Man.
S01:E16 - How to Make a Salad
Red plays British newscaster Lord Beaverhead. Clem Kadiddlehopper appears in Pedestrian Polo. Pvt. Willie Lump Lump in How to Make a Salad.
S01:E17 - Pasquale's Hotel
Dr. Clem Kadiddlehopper hawks a home medical book. The Rivero Quintet performs some music from south of the border, laced with native dance. Red gets his weekly plug for Tide in during the Pasquale's Hotel sketch.
S01:E18 - How to Eat Corn On the Cob
Red opens with Iowa Pete in a demonstration of how to eat corn on the cob. Then guests The Andrini Brothers perform music and comedy with a hispanic flavor. Cauliflower McPugg and Willie Lump Lump sketches.
S01:E19 - Willie the Barber
Red does pantomime of his wife Georgia receiving a box of candy. Willy Lump Lump in Willy the Barber with built in Tide commercial. The show closes with San Fernando Red in Quiz the Candidate.
S01:E20 - Clem's Travel Guide
Clem Kadiddlehopper in The Travel Club with Clem trying to sell memberships to a half baked travel club. Clem shows the cowboy movie The Last Of The Moccasins starring Deadeye holding up the stagecoach.
S01:E21 - It Takes All Kinds (Live in S.F.)
Performed live from San Francisco. It Takes All Kinds with Benny Rubin as the man on the street interviewing Clem Kaddiddlehopper, Lucille Knoch and Cauliflower McPugg. The show wraps up with Skelton's classic Guzzler's Tonic routine from vaudeville and Ziegfeld Follies.
S01:E22 - Let's Talk About Mother
Red does a pantomime of the chef that makes the salad for the dollar dinner.J. Newton Numbskull takes center stage trying to hatch eggs for chickens in the Weepy The Cluck sketch, and Let's Talk About Mother closes this Mother's Day show with a sentimental sketch about mom.
S01:E23 - Telephone Trouble
Willie Lump Lump gets stuck in a telephone booth in Telephone Trouble, J. Newton Numbskull can't remember the sponsor's name in The Absent-Minded Announcer, and Clem Kadiddlehopper is a butler in Dinner at Cobina Wright's.
S01:E24 - The Railroad Station
Clem demonstrates methods of curing hiccups, Red washes clothes and Willie Lump Lump tries to board a Niagara Falls-bound train.
S01:E25 - Tornado Deadeye
Red receives a Father of the Year award and does one of his Gertrude and Heathcliff routines. Tornado Deadeye sketch featuring tap dancing by Benny Rubin.
S01:E26 - Folding Boy
Red pantomimes the various ways that people get into bed, Weepy lives in an isolated cabin, and a Cauliflower McPugg sketch with Gil Perkins and Lucy Knoch.
S01:E27 - Let's Talk About Father
Let's Talk About Father and Father's Day sketches,
S01:E28 - Willie Comes Home
After a summer hiatus, Red Skelton returns to NBC's Sunday night schedule. Includes Cauliflower at Bat and It's Good to Be Home with Willie Lump Lump.
S01:E29 - Willie Paints a Room
Smooth Sailing sketch and Painting the Bedroom with Willy Lump Lump.
S01:E30 - The Stagecoach Robbery
Deadeye robs a stagecoach, Red performs a pantomime segment, and Willy fears germs in Chloreomycetin, I Love You.
S01:E31 - Lt. Muscle
Sketches include People Crossing the Street and Lt. Muscle.
S01:E32 - Whistle Stop
San Fernando Red winds up his political campaign. Clem Kadiddlehopper grapples with horticultural problems. Undecided voter John Q. America in an election booth.
S01:E33 - Help Wanted
Sketches include Hotel Lobby, Photographer's Model and Help Wanted, a waterfront cafe scene.
S01:E34 - Clem's Graduation
Private Willie Lump Lump visits an Army dentist. Clem Kadiddlehopper graduates.
S01:E35 - Weepy Talks Turkey
Clem as a pilgrim, a weepy football coach, and a closing Thanksgiving speech.
S01:E36 - Fancy Footwork
Sketches include Boss With a Cigar, The Robot Mechanical man, and Fancy Footwork with McPugg.
S01:E37 - The Sultan
Sketches include The Step Brothers, The Sultan, and The Bum's Rush with Freddy the Freeloader.
S01:E38 - The Ambulance Driver
Red mimes various people at a hospital and Willie becomes an ambulance driver.
S01:E39 - Quiz Show Winner
Sketches include Roll Your Own, Dr. Hemoglobin and The Jackpot.
S01:E40 - The Eyes Have It
Sketches include The Eyes Have It and Freddy the Freeloader at the Hospital.
S01:E41 - Baby's First Birthday
A husband and wife argue at a card game and Red portrays a baby at his first birthday party.
S01:E42 - Racetrack
Red impersonates people at a baseball game and Freddie the Freeloader waits for his horse to come in at the track.
S01:E43 - Washing the Elephant
Pitchman Pete sells a pickle, Willie washes an elephant and Clem tried to get a loan.
S01:E44 - Freddie Becomes a Star-Gazer
Red portrays different types of people on their way to work and Freddie the Freeloader becomes a stargazer.
S01:E45 - McPugg's Last Fight
Freddie the Freeloader in the park and Cauliflower McPugg's Last Fight.
S01:E46 - The Nervous Tenor's Audition
George Appleby sings Foggy Foggy Dew, San Fernando Red McGraft runs for re-election.
S01:E47 - The Hobo's Dilemma
Freddy tries to discourage a young runaway from becoming a hobo and a crime boss wants McPugg to throw his next fight.
S01:E48 - Appleby the Dreamer
George Appleby tells tall tales and a sketch set in a saloon with Deadeye.
S01:E49 - Freddie's Masquerade
Freddie the Freeloader crashes a costume party.
S01:E50 - Marriage Broker
George Appleby seeks a mail order bride in the old west. Clem conducts the David Rose Orchestra.
S01:E51 - How To Be Happily Married
Red plays Wilbur the Happy Husband and Clem demonstrates how to stuff a turkey.
S01:E52 - Flugelmeyer's Secret Formula
Red becomes Ann Sothern's secretary. Spies try to get a secret beer formula from Clem.
S01:E53 - Dr. Schlepper
Freddie the Freeloader needs to find a new house. Mad scientist Professor Schlepper transfers a human brain into a monkey's body.
S01:E54 - It Happened at the Station House
Clem Kadiddlehopper joins The Sportsmen for a performance of Jimmy Crack Corn.
S01:E55 - The Skeltons at Christmas
The Skeltons enjoy Christmas, Freddie's Christmas, and the Mitchell Choir.
S01:E56 - The Great White Hunter
The Saga of Cauliflower McPugg and Red as a jungle guite in The Great White Hunter.
S01:E57 - Accidents Will Happen
Lord Beaverhead sketch with Jackie Gleason. Freddie the Freeloader is hit by a car.
S01:E58 - Voyage to Paris
Voyage to Paris includes sea sickness and a fight in a Paris cafe.
S01:E59 - What Fathers Should Know
George Appleby attends a class for expectant fathers.
S01:E60 - Clem the Campus Soda Jerk
Clem Kadiddlehopper gets a job as a soda jerk.
S01:E61 - The Train Trip
Red rides the rails as Freddie the Freeloader.
S01:E62 - Deadeye at the Golden Nugget
Ed Sullivan introduces celebrities in the audience. Deadeye visits the Golden Nugget Saloon.
S01:E63 - Captain Hook
Red portrays Captain Hook and Clem is a disc jockey.
S01:E64 - Cave-Man Marriage
Sketches include Cave-Man Marriage and A Night at the Theater.
S01:E65 - Uncle Sam Wants You
Clem is sent to an A-bomb test site in Uncle Sam Wants You.
S01:E66 - Sherlock Holmes
Sketches include a Sherlock Holmes spoof and Willie Lump Lump looking for a gift.
S01:E67 - King Putt
King Putt has his hands full when he meets Cleopatra.
S01:E68 - Clem in the South Pacific
Clem Kadiddlehopper becomes shipwrecked somewhere in the Pacific.
S01:E69 - The Referee
Cauliflower McPugg becomes a referee.
S01:E70 - Prince Valiant
Prince Valiant takes part in a competition to join King Arthur's knights.
S01:E71 - The Artist's Dilemma
Clem Kadiddlehopper is a painter with a musician roommate.
S01:E72 - Clem Goes to Mexico
Clem Kadiddlehopper becomes a matador while visiting Mexico City.
S01:E73 - Mississippi Showboat
San Fernando Red runs a crooked Mississippi showboat.
S01:E74 - Freddie Goes to the Cleaners
Freddie the Freeloader washes his clothes. Red plays a French Foreign Legion Army Investigator.
S01:E75 - Dial 'B' for Brush
Bela Lugosi and Lon Chaney, Jr. guest star. Professor Lugosi tries to steal Clem's brain.
S01:E76 - Clem the Rookie
Clem Kadiddlehopper tried out to be a pitcher for the Giants.
S01:E77 - What Goes Down Must Come Up
Clem Kadiddlehopper is tricked into buying a gas station.
S01:E78 - Romeo and Juliet
A Romeo and Juliet parody with Red as Romeo.
S01:E79 - The Andrews Sisters
Red tries to find a replacement for Patty Andrews, who left the Andrews Sisters in 1953.
S01:E80 - Clem Goes to College
Clem Kadiddlehopper becomes a college football hero.
S01:E81 - A USO Thanksgiving
Clem Kadiddlehopper performs at a North Pole USO show.
S01:E82 - Chicago Red in Las Vegas
At the Golden Money Hotel Red is mistaken for his doppelganger, a gambler named Chicago Red.
S01:E83 - The Art Show
Red travels to Paris to study art under the instruction of a famous French Art professor.
S01:E84 - The Unwanted Christmas Tree
The Skelton family gathers together to hear the story of The Unwanted Christmas Tree told by Red.
S01:E85 - Skelton Clears the Smog
Red comes up with a plan for getting rid of all the smog in Los Angeles.
S01:E86 - Skelton Goes Back to School
After the Board of Education discovers that he never completed elementary school, Red is sent back to the third grade.
S01:E87 - The Honeymooners
Peter Lorre takes the role of Ralph Kramden in a spoof of The Honeymooners, with red playing Ed Norton.
S01:E88 - Love Thy Neighbor
Red moves to a trailer part where he encounters marriage-minded Sadie Murphy, partying neighbors, and a loose bear.
S01:E89 - Queen of Mars
Freddie the Freeloader is kidnapped by aliens who want to study a typical earthling.
S01:E90 - Red Goes to Barber College
Charles Coburn goes to a barber college to get a free haircut, and his barber turns out to be Red.
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